LEMONed I scream;

Friday, September 15, 2006

Freda and i had been discussing about the different type of guys that exist in Singapore and so I've decided to post some of our discussion here.

Ahem. Guys can be classified into four categories. Please bear with my wordy entry!

1) The Handsome-s: This kind of guys usually give ladies the worse sense of insecurity and inferiority. People will be thinking about how thick- skinned you are to shamelessly stick to your drop-dead gorgeous boyfriend just because you simply look ugly standing beside him. They will be wondering how long you haven't been to Ikea. (For your info, Ikea has got a new collection of mirrors for sale.)

You will be saying, "Come on, this is the twenty century. Who cares about looks if we are happy together."

But I'm sure you know you do care how you look.

2) The Uglies: Without further ado, you will be using, 'Come on, Who cares about looks if we are happy together.' This time round you are using it to console your boyfriend because you look drop dead gorgeous standing beside him.

But I'm sure you know you do care how he looks.

There is no such thing as average looking guys. Freda and I are extremists.

3) Nerdie-s plus Introvert-s: This must be the worse group of guys with gold-made mouths who will be thinking that their mouths will melt due to strong heat from your breath so they simply don't talk. Love to them is money-consuming and energy-consuming. To them,a woman will be considered as an OBJECT and not a living thing, that will eventually threaten their lives.

So consider seriously before you want a boyfriend suffering from depression.

4) GAYkees: I'm sure you do not want to shorten your life and cause your ass to be in great pain due to too much backdoor sex isn't it.

So i reckon Freda and I will be anticipating and waiting for good guys to be dropped from Jupiter, Venus, Saturn OR Mars!

( Outcome of waiting for too long.)

*saLLi scribbled at 7:34 AM_//

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