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Sunday, November 26, 2006 Halooo everybodyyyy. It's been don't know how many donkey, monkey. elephants , zebra and whatever days I've not been updating my blog yah! Life has beennnnnnn so so so so so busy. And my dear edison is going to SIM next year. So i reckon school life is not going to be so boring since SIM is so near. =D OH YAY , I finally got my singtel broadband connection after so long man. And I am super smart can. I got the promotion prize for 2 years costing $29.95 per month. Super super cheap compared to the other prizes offered =D. And I even connect the god damn wires myself. I am such a pro. I am super proud of myself. This post is gonna be quite a bore i guess? I actually have nothing much to blog about. But I am still blogging cause I shuang ok! ********* Well well, I realised a super duper common sight in Singapore nowadays. Homosexuality is getting so so so ermmmmmm, normal? However, being a conservative society, homsexuals' marriages are actually not allowed in Sg, which actually made some homos feel agitated and unfair I guess. Then most probaly, ROM is most likely to be Sg's very 1st building to get bombed by local terrorists I guess. Homo terrorists. Interesing yah! But seriously, I don't actully disapprove of homosexuality. But according to my analysis. if this goes on, many girls are going to commit suicide super soon. ( I would love to see BaoZhen dead. LOL, just joking lah.) Let me show you guys the analysis results okay, regarding to where all the youngs guys had gone to. Gays = 40% Ugly guys =5% Good and handsome Guys= 5% Playboys =15% Attached = 10% ( P.S. I hope they break up soon) Nerds =10% Poor= 5% Impotent= 5% Lying in coffin ( due to accient or sth) =5% Guys left = 100% - 100% which gives a grand total of.... 0 % ( I'm so grand..!) *Giggles* HO HO. By the way, my maths still suck. I took some effort to calculate this. ***********  I'm not really an avid support of Project Superstar but there are some voices which actually left me quite a good impression yah! =D  Damn. He looks damn sucky in photos. But he is camera friendly and looks quite cute on camera( just like me) though he is already 27! However, he badly needs a haircut I suppose? xD. And guys who can hit high pitching makes me damn horny. WOO. I'm growing horns! His vocals sort of remind me of Shin in Xin Yue Tuan. SHIN VERY CHARMING LOR! However, he chose the wrong song to sing. BUT I LOVE him. Vote for him okay or I'm gonna bomb singtel up let you guys cannot use housephones! Then you all must use pigeons to send letters to one another. HOHO! Time to play audition! :D ____________________________________________________ Sunday, November 19, 2006 Tension: 我們的故事 I think this song is kinda meaningful and the tune is simplyyy beautifulllllllll. I like this song since i was in sec 2. This song is kinda long already but no matter how many times i listen to it i think it rocks! Ho ho. =D. ____________________________________________________ Saturday, November 18, 2006 Halo everybody. =D Oh gosh. I skipped lecture today again. It's not that I'm lazy or something. Just not feeling very good enough to attend a super ultra duper boring boring and more boring lecture yah! Sometimes, i am so so so so sick of life that even seeing a doctor also won't cure me. Okay, that's a lame one. One moment I feel that i am the most wonderful person you can most probaly find on earth, the other moment I feel that I am most probaly one of the lousiest extinct creature that you can ever find on earth. WHY in the world would i ever feel that. It beats me too. OH yeah babe! And by the way, I am a super inferior person if you don't know. Sigh. Sometimes I feel that people's thinking are super rigid LIKE WOOD. Their brains are like super fixed to certain idealogy. Shall i like name a few examples? Well well. One super great example is that many guys think that girls look best with long and silky girl. It's like come on lah, you want your hair to be so silky for? So that when you're at your wit ends you can sell them as silk to make clothes or for people to use as hair extension. OH well, god damn. Next one, if you look like a not-so-good-person or born to look SUEY , people will throw you into this catergory of that you should be an exceedingly dumb person that don't do well in your studies and don't work hard in every fucking thing that you do. Oh oh, how nice is that. And oh yah. I don't understand that why people think that branded stuff is a reflection of your status or something. Well, I do agree that some branded stuff look rather good but when you're over obsessed with it, that's gonna be SO BAD. Like for example, you spend a freaking two hundred bucks on a sandals or something. I find it totally such a geeky thing to do. I will be thinking ,' Hey, your toes gonna grow diamonds after wearing that sandals?' And it's like, your sandals are like fifty meals of my favourite macdonalds student meals, you are such a total geek. YOU are stepping my favourite meals under your stupid feet! WELL. Say that I am jealous or rather a damn fan of Ronald Macdonalds. BAH! I COULD'T CARE LESS MAN!  (RONALD MACDONALD in the famous JAY CHOU POSE! DAMN!)Haven't you guys heard this famous quote that IMITATION IS A FORM OF FLATTERY. Oh well~ Okay okay. I'm kinda preaching right. But hey. i've got more to preach! Sometimes when you are suey, you will be like suey for one whole bloody continuous week. Suey until something like when you're done shitting in the toilet, the flushing system broke down and there's no toilet paper and there are many people queuing outside the cubicles. Imagine yourself in this kind of super suey situation when you're already suey. Really very suey right. And sometimes, I don't like peole to comment whatever I am doing or whatever I've decided to do because I HATE IT ( unless I asked you for it). I've only got one life, I'm gonna do whatever i like. Fuck You. LOOK at yourself before commenting yah. Only I can comment because I AM GREAT. If you think you're great too, I think I most probaly view you as a big fat liar. THIS IS MY BLOG. What i say stands okay idiot. ******************************** K. Let me do something very lame yah. You guys heard of the world's seven wonders or something right. But hey come on, who gives a fuck about those stupid continents and hills or mountains or whatever shit. I SHALL show you guys my seven wonders okay and reasons to why they are which will let you really be wondering. K. I know it's not funny.  Wonder # 1: Hideto Matsumoto Why: He looks good in pink hair, DO YOU?  Wonder #2: Bi Rain. WHY: He looks sexy even in this retarded pose. CAN YOU?  Wonder # 3: Michael Jackson. WHY: He has the courage to transplant pubic hair to his chin so that he can have a gootee. Do you dare to?  Wonder # 4: Vitas WHY : Russian Male Soprano that can sing in a super HIGH countertenor voice which will even make the high pitched rooster clap for him. Are you able to make the rooster clap for you dear?  Wonder number 5: Mr Cute Boy. WHY: He looks cute even when not smiling. Not many of us can do that eh. =D  Wonder Number 6: FREDAAAAAAA WHY: Simply because she is my bestest friend and you're not. :D.  Wonder # 7: SALLI. WHY: Simply because I'm fantastic. Do you think you are? EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU ARE, I don't give a damn. WHO cares! TEEHEEHEE! OH WELL, I know after reading this entry, you guys might wanna kill me. BUT I FEEL so great after blogging. I spend one hour blogging this man. ENJOY. SAY HALLELUYAH~ ____________________________________________________ Thursday, November 16, 2006 Got this from huifen's blog! HO HO! 1) single, taken or crushin? Yeah. Crushing on rain. 2)are u happy with ur life now? Can be happier. 3)when u meet the right person, do u fall in love fast? Every person seems wrong. 4) have u ever been heart broken? I have a heart of gold. REAL GOLD. 5) Do you believe tt there are some circumstances where cheating love is acceptable? Maybe, Maybe not. UHH. Am i answering the question? 6)Would u ever take someone back if he/she cheats on u? Good horse don't eat look back grass. But i am not a horse =D 7)ever tok abt marriage to someone else? To my imaginary friend. 8) Do u want childen? I am a child myself. Young at heart. 9) How many? Umm... 10) Would u ever consider adoption? Yeah. I don't mind being adopted. By some rich family or something. 11) If someone likes you now, what do you tink is the best way for him/ her to let you know his/ her feelings? Sign me a cheque? Ho ho. 12) Do you enjoy going into relationships? YES! 13) Do you believe in love at first sight? Second sight cannot ah? 14)Do you believe you can change someone? If the person can change me. :D 15) If you could married elsewhere, where would it be? In one of the tutorial room on the 5th level in Ngee ann Poly so that I can hao lian. 16) Do you give in easily when you're fighting? I'm civilised dude. I use my mouth not my fist. 17) Do you have feeling for someone right now? Umm~ 18)Have you ever wished that you could have someone but you messed it up? Yeah. I made that guy gay. 19) Have u ever broken a heart? I glued the person's heart back using super glue. 20)If one day your best friend falls in love with the gal/ guy you are deeply in love with, what would you do? Stage a murder to kill my friend by waxing my friend up in the middle of the night. 21)Are you missing anyone right now? No. ____________________________________________________ Wednesday, November 15, 2006
 OH YEAH. Forgot to mention that rain's mv ' SAD TANGO' is fascinating eh! The cheography is amazing woo! take care peeps :D ____________________________________________________ Hi everyody. Today gonna introduce you guys to my hip hop idol Mr Michael Jackson. OMG~ :D. He's the king of pop! But i guess age is catching up with him or something eh. He's hitting 50 soon. His nose is like kinda dropping.  Erm, btw, is he wearing a wig or something? zzz. However, I'm quite sure you guys would like to imagine how michael jackson looks without nose right! Lemme show you guys! woohoo.  Hmm, the picture is quite small. I do not have the courage to post the bigger version of the picture. I might die abruptly one day when i review back this picture. I'm sorta fainting now already! Any yandao please save me now! HO HO. However no matter what, his dancing and cheography simply rocks lah! He can dance as if there is no friction between the soles of his shoes and the dance floor.  He can do moonwalk very well eh! However, i was wondering why did people name the dance move as MOON walk. The moon's surface is relatively rough right i thought?! Why can't it be sun walk? STAR walk sounds nice too, like some kinda fantasy eh! :D  This is a picture of him when he was young ! Very handsome sia just like my grandpa! (with the exception of the hair). He had a very good looking nose loh. I personally thought he look good as a black. However, i heard he bleached himself white because a coca cola machine exploded on him when he was fliming a commercial and he was struck with skin problem. I hope that's true! I won't drink coca cola from vending machines now on. It's highly dangerous!  This lady , Lisa Marie Presley was his ex wife, which was the daughter of Elvis Presley. I admire her bravery. She definately has the right to join Spore Reality show ' True courage'. ._. LASTLY, shall show you guys a dance video of MJ. The dance steps rock!And the song is relatively nice titled, 'Black or white'. It's such a miracle for days to past me by so long like nobody's bussiness. It's so saddening. If only I can pause my life at a certain point I would have certainly did that. I've been sleeping like there's no tomorrow for this past week. And by the way, do I get a prize for that? Ho ho! And I am super super super stress cause there are like a pile of assignments waiting ahead of me. Endless reports, summary and everything. And the lecturers are like kinda consoling us by telling us that we can type our report using double spacing, hence it's like we don't have to type so much. Stupid Microsoft Words, why can't they create something like TRIPLE spacing or something? ._.  This is a picture of my step sis's sticker book. Looks like my step sis likes imitation at such a young age. This mickey mouse looks fake. I used to have a sticker book too. God knows where is it now? Ah, forget it, I think God also don't know. And i am so jealous of her. She's only around six? I want to return to the age of six too, whereby i do nothing everyday but occupy my time by throwing tantrums, doing somersaults in shopping centre when my parents refused to buy me a toy, attempting to jump down the windows when they refused to give me a sweet. I was such an innocent kid then. *sobs* Gosh. First day of practical today at my child care. Was suppose to handle a room of around 20 plus children ALONE for like a god damn one hour? I had to attract their attention by pretending to faint and lied down on the floor. Then they kept super quiet and looked at me strangely thinking what the hell was this mad woman trying to do I guess. But who cares? I was quite tired so took the opportunity to rest also. And my cute little boy Mr ZY, looked at me and suddenly said ' I want you, jie jie!' WAH! Such a horny boy at a young age. I was super flattered and almost floated off away from the centre.  In case you guys actually dare to forget how my favourite kid" little mushroom" looks like, this a picture of her.
This a song sang by Liu Geng Hong and composed by Jay Chou. A rather nice and meaningful song lyrics. =D ____________________________________________________ |
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