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Saturday, November 18, 2006

Halo everybody. =D

Oh gosh. I skipped lecture today again. It's not that I'm lazy or something. Just not feeling very good enough to attend a super ultra duper boring boring and more boring lecture yah!
Sometimes, i am so so so so sick of life that even seeing a doctor also won't cure me. Okay, that's a lame one.

One moment I feel that i am the most wonderful person you can most probaly find on earth, the other moment I feel that I am most probaly one of the lousiest extinct creature that you can ever find on earth. WHY in the world would i ever feel that. It beats me too. OH yeah babe!

And by the way, I am a super inferior person if you don't know.

Sigh. Sometimes I feel that people's thinking are super rigid LIKE WOOD. Their brains are like super fixed to certain idealogy. Shall i like name a few examples?

Well well. One super great example is that many guys think that girls look best with long and silky girl. It's like come on lah, you want your hair to be so silky for? So that when you're at your wit ends you can sell them as silk to make clothes or for people to use as hair extension. OH well, god damn.

Next one, if you look like a not-so-good-person or born to look SUEY , people will throw you into this catergory of that you should be an exceedingly dumb person that don't do well in your studies and don't work hard in every fucking thing that you do. Oh oh, how nice is that.

And oh yah. I don't understand that why people think that branded stuff is a reflection of your status or something. Well, I do agree that some branded stuff look rather good but when you're over obsessed with it, that's gonna be SO BAD. Like for example, you spend a freaking two hundred bucks on a sandals or something. I find it totally such a geeky thing to do. I will be thinking ,' Hey, your toes gonna grow diamonds after wearing that sandals?'

And it's like, your sandals are like fifty meals of my favourite macdonalds student meals, you are such a total geek. YOU are stepping my favourite meals under your stupid feet!

WELL. Say that I am jealous or rather a damn fan of Ronald Macdonalds. BAH! I COULD'T CARE LESS MAN!

(RONALD MACDONALD in the famous JAY CHOU POSE! DAMN!)

Haven't you guys heard this famous quote that IMITATION IS A FORM OF FLATTERY. Oh well~

Okay okay. I'm kinda preaching right. But hey. i've got more to preach!

Sometimes when you are suey, you will be like suey for one whole bloody continuous week.

Suey until something like when you're done shitting in the toilet, the flushing system broke down and there's no toilet paper and there are many people queuing outside the cubicles. Imagine yourself in this kind of super suey situation when you're already suey. Really very suey right.

And sometimes, I don't like peole to comment whatever I am doing or whatever I've decided to do because I HATE IT ( unless I asked you for it). I've only got one life, I'm gonna do whatever i like. Fuck You.

LOOK at yourself before commenting yah. Only I can comment because I AM GREAT. If you think you're great too, I think I most probaly view you as a big fat liar. THIS IS MY BLOG. What i say stands okay idiot.
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K. Let me do something very lame yah. You guys heard of the world's seven wonders or something right.

But hey come on, who gives a fuck about those stupid continents and hills or mountains or whatever shit.

I SHALL show you guys my seven wonders okay and reasons to why they are which will let you really be wondering. K. I know it's not funny.

Wonder # 1: Hideto Matsumoto

Why: He looks good in pink hair, DO YOU?

Wonder #2: Bi Rain.

WHY: He looks sexy even in this retarded pose. CAN YOU?

Wonder # 3: Michael Jackson.

WHY: He has the courage to transplant pubic hair to his chin so that he can have a gootee. Do you dare to?

Wonder # 4: Vitas

WHY : Russian Male Soprano that can sing in a super HIGH countertenor voice which will even make the high pitched rooster clap for him.

Are you able to make the rooster clap for you dear?

Wonder number 5: Mr Cute Boy.

WHY: He looks cute even when not smiling. Not many of us can do that eh. =D

Wonder Number 6: FREDAAAAAAA

WHY: Simply because she is my bestest friend and you're not. :D.

Wonder # 7: SALLI.

WHY: Simply because I'm fantastic. Do you think you are?

EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU ARE, I don't give a damn. WHO cares! TEEHEEHEE!

OH WELL, I know after reading this entry, you guys might wanna kill me. BUT I FEEL so great after blogging. I spend one hour blogging this man. ENJOY.

SAY HALLELUYAH~

*saLLi scribbled at 12:56 AM_//

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