LEMONed I scream;

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Halooo everybodyyyy. It's been don't know how many donkey, monkey. elephants , zebra and whatever days I've not been updating my blog yah!

Life has beennnnnnn so so so so so busy.

And my dear edison is going to SIM next year. So i reckon school life is not going to be so boring since SIM is so near. =D

OH YAY , I finally got my singtel broadband connection after so long man.

And I am super smart can. I got the promotion prize for 2 years costing $29.95 per month. Super super cheap compared to the other prizes offered =D.

And I even connect the god damn wires myself. I am such a pro. I am super proud of myself.

This post is gonna be quite a bore i guess? I actually have nothing much to blog about. But I am still blogging cause I shuang ok!

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Well well, I realised a super duper common sight in Singapore nowadays. Homosexuality is getting so so so ermmmmmm, normal?

However, being a conservative society, homsexuals' marriages are actually not allowed in Sg, which actually made some homos feel agitated and unfair I guess.

Then most probaly, ROM is most likely to be Sg's very 1st building to get bombed by local terrorists I guess. Homo terrorists. Interesing yah!

But seriously, I don't actully disapprove of homosexuality. But according to my analysis. if this goes on, many girls are going to commit suicide super soon. ( I would love to see BaoZhen dead. LOL, just joking lah.)

Let me show you guys the analysis results okay, regarding to where all the youngs guys had gone to.

Gays = 40%

Ugly guys =5%

Good and handsome Guys= 5%

Playboys =15%

Attached = 10% ( P.S. I hope they break up soon)

Nerds =10%

Poor= 5%

Impotent= 5%

Lying in coffin ( due to accient or sth) =5%

Guys left = 100% - 100% which gives a grand
total of....

0 % ( I'm so grand..!)

*Giggles* HO HO.

By the way, my maths still suck. I took some effort to calculate this.

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I'm not really an avid support of Project Superstar but there are some voices which actually left me quite a good impression yah! =D

Damn. He looks damn sucky in photos.

But he is camera friendly and looks quite cute on camera( just like me) though he is already 27! However, he badly needs a haircut I suppose? xD.

And guys who can hit high pitching makes me damn horny. WOO. I'm growing horns!

His vocals sort of remind me of Shin in Xin Yue Tuan. SHIN VERY CHARMING LOR! However, he chose the wrong song to sing. BUT I LOVE him.

Vote for him okay or I'm gonna bomb singtel up let you guys cannot use housephones!

Then you all must use pigeons to send letters to one another. HOHO!

Time to play audition! :D

*saLLi scribbled at 6:09 PM_//

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